Congratulations President Elect Biden! (Relax, it’s Sarcasm, read the article and you’ll see)
I found this on one of the social media sites I am on. I don’t remember which but it has to be either MeWe or Parler since I don’t really touch FartBook that much anymore … But after reading this, I just had to share it with all of you. Feel free to share the hell out of it. .. Enjoy!
Congratulations President Elect Biden!
With that said, I’m going to need some help from my Democrat Liberal friends. (If I still have any on here)
1. Can I borrow the #NotMyPresident hashtag or is that reserved for Trump?
2. Do I have to accept the election results or can I cry for four years claiming election interference?
3. Am I entitled to see Biden’s tax returns to learn how his income jumped dramatically in one year?
4. Am I allowed to trash anything that says Biden without repercussion because I’m just expressing myself?
5. Is there a sign-up somewhere for riots or do organizers call me or how does that work since I didn’t get my way?
6. And, are businesses targeted because they supported Biden, or do I just pick a business that has something I want to take home?
7. Were the thousands of businesses that boarded up for fear of riots for conservatives or liberals? If they were for conservatives, did I miss the riots already???
8. Where are the safe spaces at? Is there a map or something? I may need to go cry for a little while (because of how stupid our country has become)
9. Does all the free stuff your party has promised just come, or do I have to quit my job first?
10. What is the address you guys have been sending all that extra tax money to since you think people aren’t paying enough in taxes? I’m sure you have been voluntarily sending in more than required….
11. When my 401K crashes, will the President make up for that in give-a-ways or am I just screwed?
12. Since Socialism is what you just voted in, if my neighbor has something I want do I just take it or do I have to let him know I’m taking it?
13. When gas gets unaffordable, is there an EBT card for that?
14. I have seen the gatherings of conservatives protesting the election results, but something is wrong, nothing is getting destroyed. Did you guys go to a class for that or could you provide some pointers on how to do it right please?
15. The conservative gatherings were dubbed super spreader events yet the protests, and now election gatherings, by liberals were not. Did you guys secretly come out with the vaccine?
16. Funny how CDC has come up with a vaccine soon after you were pronounced the president elect. Can you and all your family and colleagues take it first to ensure it works?
17. So now that you are President elect is every death now on you, or is Trump’s responsibility just at your convenience?
I’m sorry for all the questions, this is all new to me. I want to make sure I get it right!!! 😏😏😏
See, I told you it was a doozy! … What do you think? Please let us know in the comments below.